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I will make every trip an adventure with you.

I will love leaving you love notes

I will keep myself looking good for you. Promise.

I will always cuddle you for naps

We can totally watch porn together. Lesbian or otherwise. ;)

Blow jobs. You are getting lots of them

I will always defend you and never let people mistreat you.

You replaced my lantern! It will bring light and shine on our life together, without a doubt

I promise to take care of you when you are sick. Every time.

Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party?

No. But that sounds like one crazy story.