I will make every trip an adventure with you.
I will love leaving you love notes
I will keep myself looking good for you. Promise.
I will always cuddle you for naps
We can totally watch porn together. Lesbian or otherwise. ;)
Blow jobs. You are getting lots of them
I will always defend you and never let people mistreat you.
You replaced my lantern! It will bring light and shine on our life together, without a doubt
I promise to take care of you when you are sick. Every time.
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party?
No. But that sounds like one crazy story.